Instant Death Sweatshirt


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Most people think you wear black to an execution. But black actually shows sadness and therefore respect for the dead. But your thirst does not deserve your respect. If given the chance, it would kill you and everyone you love. Pink, green, blue, and tie dye are more celebratory colors. They will let your thirst know you aren’t just there to watch it die, but to party on its grave afterward. Style runs big, size down for classic fit.

  • Heavyweight Crewneck
  • Vintage Pink or Custom Tie Dye Black
  • Pre-shrunk

We’re just a funny water company who hates corporate marketing as much as you do. Our evil mission is to make people laugh and get more of them to drink more water more often, all while helping to kill plastic pollution.

But enough about us and our boring marketing story, tell us about you:

Additional information

Weight 1 lbs
Dimensions 10 × 5 × 5 in

S, M, L


Funeral Haze, Vintage Pink


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